swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

(via jesuschristvevo)

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1 week ago

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via zackisontumblr)

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1 week ago

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist, via ruinedchildhood)

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1 week ago
dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

(via arrowdactyl)

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1 week ago
stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

stunningpicture:

Out having a pint with a friend when my wife sent me this.

(via inexpedience)

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1 week ago
Anonymous asked: I'm probably gonna kill myself. I don't know what else to do.


Answer:

alas-i-clothe-my-naked-villainy:

auroracrossway:

danger:

don’t kill yourself now, tomorrow, tonight, or in anytime because you are worth living with thousands of reasons to be happy, i feel bad for you in what you’ve been through but trust me these thoughts are going to fade away sooner, i love you, people around you loves you and they do appreciate you no matter what. please stay strong because there are plenty reasons to live and i’ll just list you as many as i can okay?

  • you have forever to be dead
  • for that comforting feeling when a cat finally allows you to pick them up and sticks by your side
  • life can be beautiful
  • everything will balance out
  • new music
  • books you can’t put down
  • theres still so much to discover
  • you are needed
  • sleep food
  • a hot cup of tea
  • how awesome it feels when class gets cancelled
  • kittens
  • hearing a song that has been stuck in your head all day
  • the smell of cookies in the oven
  • when your parents are proud of you
  • when your favourite song comes on the radio
  • there are beautiful places to see
  • bucket lists to complete
  • rules to break
  • art to see & create
  • to fade your scars
  • to find something you believe in
  • to help someone
  • falling asleep to rain
  • smiling at strangers
  • 7 billion people you haven’t met yet

for those of you looking for a sign not to kill yourself this is it.

Every time I see this, I promise that I will reblog this 

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1 week ago

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(via patdatcat)

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1 week ago

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

(via lggyzalea)

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1 week ago
aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

(Source: comefumotraledita, via lggyzalea)

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