If I ever become famous and I’m asked about my teenage fans I will look that person straight in the eye and yell:

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via iamcompletelyhysterekal)

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via dwightkshcrute)

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ijustreallylike1dokay:

i’m not saying harry is smuggling the dark lord under his headscarves but

(via thesmuggledplum)

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joinmeasirunintothefandom:

crewnex:

Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in

One is never done with the Sprouse boys

(Source: sprousetwinsblog, via arrowdactyl)

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floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via ruinedchildhood)

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

(via zackisontumblr)

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer

(via iamcompletelyhysterekal)

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1 week ago

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

(via ruinedchildhood)

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annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via best-text-posts)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via best-text-posts)

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via lohanthony)

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vanillish:

blogging on a computer

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mobile blogging

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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zackisontumblr:

juicey juice gives us a fun fact, but nobody knows for sure!

zackisontumblr:

juicey juice gives us a fun fact, but nobody knows for sure!

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